Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Letter I'll Never Send

Dear Antonio and Mercedes,

Please stop putting lettuce and anchovies on the pizza. Pizza is one of the few "less Spanish" things I can eat over here and you are really ruining the experience for me.

Also, today Luna told me she is mad my parents are coming because she doesn't want me to be happy. Just wanted to let you know you're raising a really sweet child.

Oh and I'm pretty sure Marcos called me a "whore" in Spanish while I was helping him study for his science test.

Keep up the good work,
me

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