Dear Antonio and Mercedes,
Please stop putting lettuce and anchovies on the pizza. Pizza is one of the few "less Spanish" things I can eat over here and you are really ruining the experience for me.
Also, today Luna told me she is mad my parents are coming because she doesn't want me to be happy. Just wanted to let you know you're raising a really sweet child.
Oh and I'm pretty sure Marcos called me a "whore" in Spanish while I was helping him study for his science test.
Keep up the good work,
me
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Friday, November 5, 2010
I Need A Hobby
Hello world,
I haven't posted in forever. so let me tell you what i've been doing with my time. My Swedish friends visited last week, it was glorious beyond all glory. If you want to hear about it you can ask because its far too much to write. However I will be going to Stockholm for new years most likely, I rarely feel happier than I do when I'm with them..they are so funny and easy going, the few friends of mine that have met them--you know what I'm talking about. Just wonderful people. I'd move to Sweden in a second if I could find a job (but wait, I can't find one in any country...)
Anyway, today my friend Katie from Cleveland and I decided to prove to the world just how much we need to find a hobby. We follow this guy David Thorne on his website 27b/6 (look it up, fucking hiliarious), where basically all he does is mess with people via email, get them really pissed and confused, and continue to mess with them. Its pretty much amazing.
So today I barely had to work and mostly sat in my room with the door shut (standard) and Katie and I were chatting on facebook. She came up with the brilliant idea of finding people on facebook who are not famous, but have the same name as famous people. For example, there is a man named Wesley Snipes that lives in Cleveland. Anyway, she decided to find a few of these people and message them, acting like she thought they were the actual celebrities. Yep, that happened. Reminded us of David Thorne. Obviously I pretended I was too cool for it for a half a second then realized that's a hilarious joke, I make afterschool snack for a living. So then I hopped on the messaging train.
Katie's were funnier than mine so I wish she had saved them so I could post them. Katie sweet Katie, copy and paste one from your sent messages into the comments?
Here's the first guy I sent a message to:
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=sent#!/profile.php?id=100000903335944
And that's real. but the message I sent him was kind of lame, I'll say it. Sorry sir for posting your fb link to my blog.
Here's the second guy:
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=sent#!/profile.php?id=1595663784
Subject: Finding Love
Dear Mr. Costner,
I am writing not on my behalf, but on the behalf of my mother. My parents had a happy marriage for the last 30 years, and recently my father decided to leave her for his secretary that is on 28 years of age. 28! Can you believe it?! The world is a terrible place sometimes.
Anyway, my mom has always been your biggest fan. When she saw Tin Cup, I remember she ordered the script online and made me read the part of Roy while she read Dr. Molly Griswald's lines and could pretend she was falling in love with you. Although even though I was the one reading your lines, I think she really did fall more in love with you as a human being.
My mom is going through a really hard time right now, and I was wondering if you might be willing to give her a quick phone call, or maybe she could even come by for lunch? I assume you live in Los Angeles, and we only live a short plane ride away in Lafayette, IN. Okay its quite far but I think my mom would be willing to foot the bill if it meant meeting you! Or maybe you could since we are a bit strapped for cash now with my mom being a housewife and all and my dad gone? No pressure or anything.
I hope that you will have some compassion for my mom, she is a wonderful person that would find meaning in life again if she got to meet one of her fantasies. Please let me know!
Trying to help,
Dena Davidson
and the third guy:
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=sent#!/profile.php?id=1079378528
Subject: Talent Manager
Mr. Arnold,
I hope this message finds you well. I know that you probably get thousands of these a day, but I am hoping that by sending you a message to your personal facebook account instead of your fanpage, that you might actually see this and read it!!
Although I did love you in General Hospital and Roseanne, after seeing the Tom Show and the cinematic suicide that was Soul Plane, I think you may need different representation than you have currently. My brother is living in Long Beach, California right now, and is trying to make enough money to move into Los Angeles (where I assume you live, as even B and C List celebrities do). His name is Greg and he is trying very hard to break into the business of being an "agent" for actors such as yourself. He got our friend Chad Moore the role of Prom Date #2 in Bring It On: In It To Win It a couple years ago, and I think that with more distinguished names on his resume he could really get going.
Would you consider hiring my brother as your talent agent? I would be happy to give you his personal email address so you can discuss this more thoroughly, but don't want to give it to you right away in case your manager or wife or something reads this and puts him on an email forward lists, he hates those.
Please get back to me with your response, I think you two could be a great team!
Trying to help,
Dena Davidson
Katie messaged to Tim Allen, Wesley Snipes and....I can't remember the other one.
We are FUCKING LOSERS. And I ate McDonalds literally six times in 4 days with the Swedes when they were here so besides a loser I also I felt like a fat ass this week. So I guess now I'm a fat bitch who sits behind her computer and messes with people. Perez Hilton (love youuuu) and I are about to become best buds. Its so embarrassing I posted this but now that I'm at the end I don't even care. Read on, readers. Fuck.
Get me out of here.
I haven't posted in forever. so let me tell you what i've been doing with my time. My Swedish friends visited last week, it was glorious beyond all glory. If you want to hear about it you can ask because its far too much to write. However I will be going to Stockholm for new years most likely, I rarely feel happier than I do when I'm with them..they are so funny and easy going, the few friends of mine that have met them--you know what I'm talking about. Just wonderful people. I'd move to Sweden in a second if I could find a job (but wait, I can't find one in any country...)
Anyway, today my friend Katie from Cleveland and I decided to prove to the world just how much we need to find a hobby. We follow this guy David Thorne on his website 27b/6 (look it up, fucking hiliarious), where basically all he does is mess with people via email, get them really pissed and confused, and continue to mess with them. Its pretty much amazing.
So today I barely had to work and mostly sat in my room with the door shut (standard) and Katie and I were chatting on facebook. She came up with the brilliant idea of finding people on facebook who are not famous, but have the same name as famous people. For example, there is a man named Wesley Snipes that lives in Cleveland. Anyway, she decided to find a few of these people and message them, acting like she thought they were the actual celebrities. Yep, that happened. Reminded us of David Thorne. Obviously I pretended I was too cool for it for a half a second then realized that's a hilarious joke, I make afterschool snack for a living. So then I hopped on the messaging train.
Katie's were funnier than mine so I wish she had saved them so I could post them. Katie sweet Katie, copy and paste one from your sent messages into the comments?
Here's the first guy I sent a message to:
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=sent#!/profile.php?id=100000903335944
And that's real. but the message I sent him was kind of lame, I'll say it. Sorry sir for posting your fb link to my blog.
Here's the second guy:
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=sent#!/profile.php?id=1595663784
Subject: Finding Love
Dear Mr. Costner,
I am writing not on my behalf, but on the behalf of my mother. My parents had a happy marriage for the last 30 years, and recently my father decided to leave her for his secretary that is on 28 years of age. 28! Can you believe it?! The world is a terrible place sometimes.
Anyway, my mom has always been your biggest fan. When she saw Tin Cup, I remember she ordered the script online and made me read the part of Roy while she read Dr. Molly Griswald's lines and could pretend she was falling in love with you. Although even though I was the one reading your lines, I think she really did fall more in love with you as a human being.
My mom is going through a really hard time right now, and I was wondering if you might be willing to give her a quick phone call, or maybe she could even come by for lunch? I assume you live in Los Angeles, and we only live a short plane ride away in Lafayette, IN. Okay its quite far but I think my mom would be willing to foot the bill if it meant meeting you! Or maybe you could since we are a bit strapped for cash now with my mom being a housewife and all and my dad gone? No pressure or anything.
I hope that you will have some compassion for my mom, she is a wonderful person that would find meaning in life again if she got to meet one of her fantasies. Please let me know!
Trying to help,
Dena Davidson
and the third guy:
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=sent#!/profile.php?id=1079378528
Subject: Talent Manager
Mr. Arnold,
I hope this message finds you well. I know that you probably get thousands of these a day, but I am hoping that by sending you a message to your personal facebook account instead of your fanpage, that you might actually see this and read it!!
Although I did love you in General Hospital and Roseanne, after seeing the Tom Show and the cinematic suicide that was Soul Plane, I think you may need different representation than you have currently. My brother is living in Long Beach, California right now, and is trying to make enough money to move into Los Angeles (where I assume you live, as even B and C List celebrities do). His name is Greg and he is trying very hard to break into the business of being an "agent" for actors such as yourself. He got our friend Chad Moore the role of Prom Date #2 in Bring It On: In It To Win It a couple years ago, and I think that with more distinguished names on his resume he could really get going.
Would you consider hiring my brother as your talent agent? I would be happy to give you his personal email address so you can discuss this more thoroughly, but don't want to give it to you right away in case your manager or wife or something reads this and puts him on an email forward lists, he hates those.
Please get back to me with your response, I think you two could be a great team!
Trying to help,
Dena Davidson
Katie messaged to Tim Allen, Wesley Snipes and....I can't remember the other one.
We are FUCKING LOSERS. And I ate McDonalds literally six times in 4 days with the Swedes when they were here so besides a loser I also I felt like a fat ass this week. So I guess now I'm a fat bitch who sits behind her computer and messes with people. Perez Hilton (love youuuu) and I are about to become best buds. Its so embarrassing I posted this but now that I'm at the end I don't even care. Read on, readers. Fuck.
Get me out of here.
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